25 Days of Cripmas: Twofer Your Trouble

Oh noes! After midnight again! My best friend and I have been kind of, shall I say, mesmerized by the first season of American Horror Story. Murder, madness, mayhem, possible demon spawn, and kinky ghost sex in latex bodysuits... everything a girl wants in a good TV show.

So tonight I'll give you 2 funnies, to avoid falling 2 nights behind. (Yes, I know I still owe y'all one from before.)

Enjoy!

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Quick! Someone get me a little red wagon! I don't do beer, but I could haul a shitload of wine this way.